10. When are you due?
9. You’re really not that big.
8. Looks like you’ve dropped.
7. Wow, you’re really showing.
6. Look at that belly!
5. When are you due, again?
4. You’re still pregnant?
3. When are you going to let that baby out?
2. Are you sure you’re not having twins?
1. No, seriously–when are you due?

The only thing you ever need to say to a pregnant woman: “You look fabulous.”